Caceres Bombs at Flint Hills Forum and Stutters like Porky Pig

From Several Phone Cameras in this republican trap known as the Flint Hills Forum of Chemical Dumpers and anti-tree huggers Gloria Caceres candidate for County Commissioners reportedly stuttered like Porky Pig and lost her place several times during her presentation to the audience and stated, "I'm sorry", "I'm confused", "I lost my place,", "What was I saying?". The bewildered audience began shoveling down bbq faster to forget this embarrassing attempt at public speaking. Many reportedly looked at their shoes pitying "Gurgling Gloria" for continually stuttering, saying she was confused, nervous and losing her place. Some reported that without her notes she is lost at sea and it certainly was the case at Flint Hills. When a Chemical Engineer was asked after the luncheon how it went he indicated, "you'd have to be hardpressed not to say that the Caceres woman blew it completely. I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't running for office and put herself in that position". Phone calls flew around the city about her campaign imploding and embarrassing the Solomonistas. (Yikes!). Tune in to see more of Gloria's bombs, "Vuh dee ya, Vuh dee ya, Vud dee ya, that's all folks!" A lifetime gift certificate for Toastmasters is planned on being given to Gloria "Deadbeat" Caceres soon. Noyola and Joe A. Gonzalez were their usual eloquent hardhitting selves. More to come.

It is also rumored that a political stink bomb is being released within her camp but no details yet.

The People Grow Weary of a 30 year Regime and Bea "the Ballot" Molina, Gloria "Deadbeat" Caceres and Juan "the Republican" Reyna

UPDATE: CACERES ONLY PAYS 25.00/MONTH TO HER EX HUSBAND FOR BACK CHILDSUPPORT SHE RIPPED OFF FROM HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE AND SHE CAN AFFORD 3000.00/MONTH POLITICAL BILLBOARDS!!!

La Politica has uncovered that the Solomonista machine is in crisis because of Gloria Caceres' child support issues. According to deep cover sources Gloria Caceres has had contempt of court charges for failing to repeatedly show up to court. This is due to Mr. Sandoval her ex-husband who stated to Politico sources, "I have tried to make her show up to court and my lawyer has filed contempt of court charges and the Judge Greenwell never signed them. I think she has never had been arrested for failing to appear because of who her brother in law is (Rudy Caceres the Constable) and who she worked for (Solly jr). La Politica sources reveal that court documents show years of screwey child support since the early 90's (while other people get thrown in the can by District Judges and Judge Brazell or whatever her name is, like clockwork), lack of showing up to court and the mysterious repayment of staggering support bills just one month before she started running and all of this is being bottled up. What a hypocrite. La Politica says No!

The Solomonistas also have the slate including Bea "the Ballot" Molina and Juan "the Republican Flipflopper" Reyna that are being backed up by the regime along with a Democratic chair candidate with a mexican-anglo name, Gosh, where did "Meza" pop up until she needed a vote?. For too long many say that no candidates could run against the machine and Joe A. Gonzalez is but one candidate who is facing cowardly and negative attacks by Gloria "Deadbeat" Caceres who throws stones when she lives in a glasshouse. She was reportedly booed off stage at the League of Women Voters for hitting below the belt and was seen and booed at home by many TV viewers on access channel for going negative on Judge Joe A. Gonzalez repeatedly for 35.00. what about your tens of thousands in back child support Gloria???. Time will tell if the regime is crumbling and leaderless. More to come on Gloria Deadbeat Caceres and the other members of the slate like Bea "The Ballot" Molina and Juan "The Republican" Reyna.